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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Still no good.

Trump administration prepares to ease big bank rules - Politico

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

No, not a chance

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Israeli aggression in the Middle East has reached dangerous levels, foreshadowing devastating regional conflicts. How has President Trump contributed to this destructive chaos?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Zelenskyy says Russian drivers 'didn't know anything' about role in audacious drone attack - ABC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Since NATO is badly losing in Ukraine to the Russian forces, should NATO soldiers and commanders find a new job given their incompetence? Do they expect pushing different versions of the same disinformation every few months to help them win?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is Canada’s digital tax and why is Trump killing trade talks over it? - Al Jazeera

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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