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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:38

Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
No, not a chance
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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